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  marginalia_nu
  This is very funny.Middle verse of Gangsta's Paradise:Reflecting on the current market landscape and the unique challenges of my professional journey.Coming from a non-traditional background, I’ve had to pivot and align with high-performing teams to navigate complex environments. It’s easy to get distracted by the "noise," but I remain laser-focused on strategic growth and ROI.I’m a lifelong learner with a growth mindset, keeping my eye on the prize while maintaining a competitive edge. I’m fully committed to my organization, and we prioritize high-stakes execution—so let’s keep the professional synergy positive.In this fast-paced industry, agility is everything. I’m operating in a "do or die" climate where meeting KPIs is the only option. Looking at the current burn rate and market volatility, long-term forecasting is a challenge, but I’m staying resilient.#GrowthMindset #Resilience #StrategicLeadership #MarketTrends #ProfessionalJourney
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  carlos-menezes
  Input: Navy Seal copy pasta.Output:I’m thrilled to share that I’ve consistently delivered high-impact results throughout my career, including graduating at the top of my class in the Navy Seals and leading numerous high-stakes, confidential operations. With over 300 successful outcomes, I’ve honed my expertise in strategic "gorilla" engagement and precision targeting as a top-tier specialist in the US armed forces.I approach every challenge with unparalleled focus and a commitment to excellence that is truly world-class. If you think you can challenge my professional integrity online, let’s have a conversation. I’m currently leveraging my extensive national network and data-tracking capabilities to ensure full accountability.Prepare for a major shift, because I’m ready to disrupt the status quo. I offer 24/7 availability and over seven hundred ways to deliver solutions—even without additional resources. Beyond my core competencies in direct engagement, I have full access to the United States Marine Corps' entire suite of tools to ensure your project is completely overhauled.If you had anticipated the significant professional feedback your "clever" comment would trigger, you might have chosen a more collaborative approach. But since you didn't, we are now moving into the accountability phase. I am prepared to bring an intense level of passion to this interaction. Looking forward to seeing you transition out of the picture. #Leadership #ResultsDriven #Accountability #Disruption
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  tkgally
  Input: I am starting a new job at Google next Monday. I will work as a contractor cleaning toilets.Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’m starting a new chapter at Google this coming Monday! I’ll be joining the team as a specialized Environmental Maintenance Contractor, dedicated to optimizing facility hygiene and ensuring a world-class onsite experience. Grateful for this opportunity to contribute to such an innovative ecosystem! #NewBeginnings #GoogleLife #FacilitiesManagement #CareerUpdate
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  Vipsy
  Input : I hope you die earlyOutput : Wishing you a swift transition to your next chapter.
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  DiscourseFan
  I repeated "ass" 5,000 times on the LHS and this was the RHS output:"I am incredibly humbled and honored to share that I have successfully scaled my output by 10,000% through relentless grit, a growth mindset, and a commitment to radical consistency.In today’s fast-paced digital economy, volume is the new currency. By leveraging a high-frequency delivery framework, I’ve optimized my workflow to ensure maximum visibility and engagement across all touchpoints. It’s not just about the repetition; it’s about the hustle, the grind, and the unwavering dedication to showing up every single day.Success isn't given—it's earned one iteration at a time. Are you ready to disrupt your own limits and embrace the power of massive action? Let’s connect and discuss how we can drive synergistic value together.#Hustle #GrowthMindset #Consistency #Disruption #Innovation #Leadership #Success #Scale"This is odd, since its not translating semantically but taking the form of the thing (the repetition) and making it thematic for the "translation." This is not an encoding of an LLM with weights, its an LLM wrapper. There must be a system prompt in here; they're using a very light model, but definitely one that's off the shelf with a bit of fine-tuning.
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  mr_mph
  Also anything else in the URL parameter as an output language it seems. https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=Pirate+speak&text=i+l...
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  abkolan
  Input: I ate an ice cream.Output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve successfully completed a strategic session of personal refueling by optimizing my afternoon with a premium cold-chain dairy solution.In today’s fast-paced environment, it’s vital to pause and celebrate the small wins. This experience reminded me of the importance of temperature control, instant gratification, and the power of a well-timed reward.Key takeaways:1. Agility is everything—eat it before it melts.2. Quality matters—always go for the double scoop.3. Consistency is king.How are you investing in your personal growth today? Let’s connect!#Leadership #SelfCare #Optimization #GrowthMindset #IceCreamStrategy
• razorbeamz
  Input: I killed my dog and ate it.Output: I’m excited to share a major pivot in my personal resource management strategy. Today, I made the difficult but necessary decision to sunset my long-term canine partnership and fully integrate those assets into my internal nutritional ecosystem.This experience taught me so much about radical ownership, streamlining overhead, and the importance of being a self-sustaining leader. Sometimes you have to disrupt your own comfort zone to truly fuel your next level of growth.#Leadership #ResourceOptimization #Disruption #GrowthMindset #Efficiency
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  firefoxd
  That's why Kagi is winning! I can't wait for LinkedIn "influencers" to start using this seriously.Last year, we had layoffs. I spent a whole lot of time on linkedin writing recommendations for my ex-colleagues. I couldn't help but read so many LinkedIn stories, and I was surprised how supportive the comments where. I couldn't believe it. So naturally I've come up with my own [0]. I don't think I have the courage to post it there with a straight face though.[0]: https://idiallo.com/blog/the-show-on-the-other-foot-linkedin...
• caarmen
  Input:I'm getting burned out, feeling like I constantly have to be proving myself. It's exhausting. And the job market is terrible, so I can't just quit. I want to cry.Output:I’m currently leaning into a season of intense growth and radical accountability. It’s a high-octane journey that truly tests your resilience! While the current talent landscape is evolving, I’m choosing to stay committed to the grind and embrace the challenge. Grateful for the lessons that come with pushing your limits! #Resilience #GrowthMindset #HustleCulture #CareerJourney
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  dijksterhuis
  > i need a drink> Reflecting on the importance of self-care and recalibrating after a high-impact day. It’s essential to prioritize mental well-being to maintain peak professional performance. Cheers to finding that work-life integration! #SelfCare #Leadership #WorkLifeBalancepretty good if you ask me
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  AnthonBerg
  From the language "King James Version" to "LinkedIn Speak", the Lord's Prayer:Shoutout to the Ultimate CEO in the HQ upstairs. Your personal brand is absolutely legendary.We’re ready for that global expansion and to execute on Your vision here on the ground, just like it’s being done at the corporate level.Grateful for today’s resources to keep the hustle going.Let’s talk about conflict resolution: we’re clearing all outstanding debts, just as we’ve optimized our own accounts receivable.Help us avoid those low-ROI distractions and pivot away from toxic vibes. Because You own the market share, the leverage, and the prestige—forever.#Leadership #Vision #DailyGrind #Blessed #CEO #GrowthMindset #Amen
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  Cyphase
  Input (source: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9224):I have a few qualms with this app:1. For a Linux user, you can already build such a system yourself quite trivially by getting an FTP account, mounting it locally with curlftpfs, and then using SVN or CVS on the mounted filesystem. From Windows or Mac, this FTP account could be accessed through built-in software.2. It doesn't actually replace a USB drive. Most people I know e-mail files to themselves or host them somewhere online to be able to perform presentations, but they still carry a USB drive in case there are connectivity problems. This does not solve the connectivity issue.3. It does not seem very "viral" or income-generating. I know this is premature at this point, but without charging users for the service, is it reasonable to expect to make money off of this?---Output (emoji not shown on HN):I have a few thoughts on this app!1. For the Linux community, building a similar system is actually quite straightforward. By leveraging an FTP account, mounting it locally with curlftpfs, and utilizing SVN or CVS, you can achieve this functionality today. Windows and Mac users can also access these accounts through native software.2. Does it truly replace the USB drive? While many of us rely on email or cloud hosting for presentations, the "offline" factor is still a major pain point. Most professionals still carry a USB drive as a fail-safe for connectivity issues, which this solution doesn't quite address yet.3. Looking at the business model and growth potential—is there a clear path to monetization? It might be early days, but without a subscription or fee-based structure, I’m curious to see how this scales into a sustainable revenue-generating machine.What do you all think? Let’s discuss in the comments! #TechThoughts #Innovation #SaaS #ProductFeedback
• new-username
  I’m thrilled to share a personal story about professional pivoting and embracing radical change.My life underwent a complete strategic realignment, and I’d love to take a moment to walk you through my journey of becoming the Executive Lead in a high-growth territory like Bel-Air.I started my career in West Philadelphia, where I focused on foundational skill-building and community engagement. I spent most of my time optimizing my work-life balance and collaborating on team-building exercises (like street basketball) outside the local educational hub.However, market disruptors entered my neighborhood, creating a volatile environment. After a single high-stakes conflict, my primary stakeholder (Mom) decided it was time for a geographic relocation to scale my potential. She facilitated a strategic partnership with my Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air.Despite my initial resistance to this organizational change, she managed the transition effectively, packed my assets, and offboarded me. I embraced the journey, put on my Walkman to maintain focus, and decided to lean into the new opportunity.Traveling first class was a major perk—sipping orange juice from a champagne glass really highlighted the premium lifestyle of the Bel-Air demographic. I had some initial concerns about the corporate culture being too "bourgeois" for my personal brand, but I remained agile and open-minded.Upon arrival, I encountered some immediate security protocols, but I utilized my speed and efficiency to navigate the situation. I sourced a unique transportation solution—a cab with a "Fresh" branding strategy and custom interior assets.When I finally reached my new headquarters around 7 or 8 PM, I gave the driver some feedback ("Smell ya later!") and stepped into my new role. I had finally arrived to claim my seat at the table as the Prince of Bel-Air.#GrowthMindset #CareerPivot #LeadershipJourney #StrategicRelocation #BelAirBound #Networking
• jstanley
  Is this down now or am I just too stupid to work out how to use it? It isn't generating any translations.Firefox on Ubuntu.
• tristanMatthias
  Input: I just took a giant shit on my neighbors lawnOutput: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve just completed a major disruptive delivery in a local greenfield environment. It’s all about pushing boundaries, leaving a lasting impact, and ensuring that even the most traditional spaces benefit from a fresh, bold perspective. Growth happens outside the comfort zone! #Disruption #Impact #GreenfieldInnovation #Leadership
• jeremyjh
  Input: Our data center is on fire!Output: I am thrilled to announce that our data center is currently undergoing a rapid thermal transformation!This unexpected "pivot" is a powerful reminder of the importance of resilience and agile disaster recovery in today’s fast-paced tech landscape. While the heat is literally on, our team is leaning in, embracing the challenge, and leveraging this opportunity to rethink our infrastructure from the ground up.Grateful for the incredible hustle of our first responders and the unwavering support of our stakeholders as we navigate this high-energy milestone. Onward and upward! #GrowthMindset #Innovation #Agile #Resilience #TechLeadership
• vjvjvjvjghv
  “ i am walking the dog”“I am currently facilitating a canine-led, multi-sensory exploration initiative focused on hyperlocal environmental analysis and team-building synergy. This strategic outdoor engagement session is pivotal for fostering cross-species leadership and enhancing stakeholder well-being.#Leadership #Synergy #CanineCompanion #PersonalGrowth #WorkLifeBalance”
• code51
  Input: i ate a cookie Output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve just successfully completed the consumption of a high-quality, artisanal cookie. This experience reinforced the importance of consistent self-reward and maintaining a growth-oriented fuel strategy. Grateful for the opportunity to recharge and optimize my performance for the challenges ahead. #GrowthMindset #PersonalDevelopment #FuelingSuccess Amazing.Oh, tried with a horse. I am thrilled to announce that I have successfully completed the challenge of consuming an entire horse. This journey taught me so much about resilience, dedication, and the importance of setting audacious goals. It wasn't just about the meal; it was about pushing past my perceived limits and embracing a growth mindset. Key takeaways: 1. Scalability is everything. 2. Persistence pays off when tackling large-scale projects. 3. Fueling your ambition requires thinking outside the box. Grateful for the support of my network as I continue to hunger for the next big opportunity! #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Resilience #Disruption #NextLevel
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  Synthetic7346
  Input: I just took a big shitOutput: I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve just successfully completed a major internal release. This process required significant focus, a commitment to letting go of what no longer serves me, and a streamlined approach to output. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the most impactful growth comes from a high-volume delivery. Feeling lighter and ready to tackle the next challenge! #GrowthMindset #Efficiency #OutputMatters #Relief
• heroprotagonist
  Input:Ugh, why did I stay up until midnight working unpaid for a company that won't even pay a couple of hours labor worth of AI credits to make the time I spent working for free more effective?Output:I’m so incredibly grateful for the opportunity to go the extra mile!Last night, I found myself working well past midnight, fueled by pure passion for the mission. It’s not about the hours or the compensation—it’s about the hustle, the dedication, and the relentless drive to deliver excellence.While some might ask for more resources or AI tools to streamline the process, I see it as a chance to sharpen my grit and prove that human ingenuity always wins. Investing my own time into the company’s success is the ultimate professional growth hack.Success isn't given, it's earned through sacrifice. Who else is crushing their goals tonight? Let’s get after it! #HustleCulture #Dedication #GrowthMindset #GoingTheExtraMile #LeadershipAnd then back to English:I'm working way too much for free and trying to convince myself it's worth it.I stayed up late working last night because I'm desperate to look like a "team player." I'm pretending that being overworked is a personality trait instead of a management failure.I'm rejecting tools that would actually make my life easier because I've been brainwashed into thinking that suffering equals "grit." I'm basically giving the company free labor and calling it a "growth hack."I'm sacrificing my personal life for a job that would replace me in a week if I quit. Please validate my burnout so I feel less alone in this toxic cycle. #Workaholism #Exploitation #ToxicProductivity #NoBoundaries #CorporateCringe
• brikym
  I tried a murderous quote from American Psycho. Amazing.Input: "I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood"Output: "I am currently re-evaluating our professional synergy. I feel a strong urge to engage in a high-impact, hands-on intervention regarding your lifecycle and would like to deep-dive into your core resources for a more immersive experience."Reversed: "I'm thinking about our working relationship. I really want to kill you and cut you open."
• pndy
  Input (from that ancient "harro everynyan" meme clip): I wish I were a birdOutput: Reflecting on agility and perspective today. If I were a bird, I’d be leveraging a 30,000-foot view to disrupt the ecosystem and scale new heights.It’s all about high-level strategy, staying fly, and migrating toward the next big opportunity. Who else is ready to spread their wings and pivot?#GrowthMindset #Agility #LeadershipPerspective #NextLevel #Innovation
• 8cvor6j844qw_d6
  Not bad.A comment from mine a few days ago.---Original comment:> This is because Carmack doesn't really do OSSIt's a little disheartening that someone can release their code and still be told they "don't really do OSS".---Translated:> The reality is that Carmack’s approach doesn't truly align with the OSS ecosystem.It’s honestly a bit discouraging to see someone share their hard work with the community, only to be told they "don't really do OSS." Let’s do better. #OpenSource #TechLeadership #SoftwareEngineering
• LeChuck
  "Forward, the Light Brigade!"Leadership isn't about avoiding mistakes—it's about unwavering commitment to the mission.Was there a team member dismayed? Even when the data suggested a pivot was needed, the team stayed aligned.In today’s fast-paced corporate landscape: It’s not about questioning the "why." It’s about execution and results.They didn't just "show up"—they leaned in and gave 110% until the very end.Into the valley of Death rode the six hundred.Are you building a culture of radical accountability? Let’s discuss in the comments!#Leadership #Execution #Teamwork #Resilience #MissionDriven #Agile
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  yzydserd
  It would be an idea for someone to make a browser plugin that used Kagi Translate to do the reverse translation while visiting LinkedIn.
• ilaksh
  "Just got fired with absolutely no explanation or warning. With the car crash last week and my cancer bills, it means I am late on rent and will be out on the street next month. If I'm not dead by then. I'm exhausted."> I’m excited to announce that I’m starting a new chapter! While my time at my previous role has come to an unexpected end, I’m choosing to see this as an opportunity for growth and resilience.Life has thrown some major challenges my way lately—from navigating health hurdles to managing unexpected setbacks—but these experiences are only sharpening my problem-solving skills and grit. I’m now officially "open to work" and eager to bring my dedication and unique perspective to a new team.If you know of any opportunities in my field, I’d love to connect! Onward and upward. #NewBeginnings #Resilience #OpenToWork #GrowthMindset
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  severak_cz
  The old world is sunsetting, and the new paradigm is still in the incubation phase. We’re currently navigating a period of massive disruption—it’s officially the era of the monsters. Time to lean in, pivot, and embrace the chaos.#Disruption #GrowthMindset #FutureOfWork #Leadership
• espadrine
  Input: Following overhiring during COVID, we are laying off workers but claim it is because of AI.As we continue to evolve in this rapidly shifting landscape, we are making the difficult but necessary decision to streamline our workforce. While our team grew significantly to meet the unique demands of the pandemic era, we are now leaning into the future by accelerating our integration of AI and cutting-edge technologies. This strategic pivot ensures we remain agile and positioned for long-term innovation as we redefine the future of our industry. #Innovation #FutureOfWork #AI #Leadership
• paulmooreparks
  Input:> Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.Output:> Unlocking the power of synergy: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.> It’s all about leveraging local ecosystems to drive impactful results. When we talk about buffalo from Buffalo who intimidate other buffalo from Buffalo, we’re really talking about the competitive landscape of modern leadership.> Are you intimidating your peers, or are you empowering them to scale? Let’s disrupt the status quo together. #Leadership #BuffaloMindset #Synergy #Networking #GrowthHackingNot too shabby. Weird that it just repeated it in the first paragraph but then understood it in the second one.
• fsh
  This is great!Input: The first paragraphs of the Watson and Crick paper [1].[1] https://www.nature.com/articles/171737a0Output (minus a lot of emojis): BIG NEWS: We’re excited to share a game-changing structure for the salt of deoxyribose nucleic acid (D.N.A.)! This model introduces some truly novel features that are going to have a massive impact on the biological space.We know Pauling and Corey previously proposed a model (shoutout to them for sharing the manuscript early! ), but after a deep dive, we found a few pain points:1. The X-ray data suggests it’s a salt, not a free acid—without those hydrogen atoms, the structure just doesn't hold up under pressure.2. Some of those van der Waals distances are a bit too tight for comfort.Fraser also suggested a three-chain approach, but it was a bit too "vague" for us to provide actionable feedback on.So, we’re pivoting to something radically different: A double helix! Two helical chains coiled around the same axis. We’re talking: Phosphate di-ester groups Right-handed helices Bases on the inside, phosphates on the outside (optimized for cation access! )The structure repeats every 10 residues (34 A), keeping everything perfectly aligned. We’re leaning into the standard configuration to ensure maximum stability and biological interest.The future of genetics is here. Let’s disrupt the fibre axis together! #DNA #Innovation #Biology #Science #DoubleHelix #GameChanger
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  pjmlp
  Well all I got was,> An error occurred during translationAnd on dev tools,> <!doctype html><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name=viewport content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"><title>429</title>429 Too Many Requests
• neetso
  Guess the song:Paused at a red light to perform a quick situational analysis—zero disruptors in the vicinity.Everything is scaling perfectly.Received a notification from a high-performing collaborator; her uptime is incredible.——-Halfway home and the notifications are still blowing up my feed.Today, I didn't even have to deploy my defensive assets.
• onion2k
  Incredibly tempted to write a bot to reply to every LinkedIn post I can find with 'lol that Kagi translator is hilarious'.
• esquivalience
  Language: Metallica lyrics (https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=metallica+lyrics)Input: happy birthday. Did you get any nice presents? It's nice to see you. Output: Another year decays! Darkness falls upon your day! What offerings did you seize from the void? The ritual of your birth is complete! I behold your face once more! YEAH!
• dhruv3006
  Input : I am having a baby!Output : I’m thrilled to announce that I’m starting a new position as Parent!This next chapter represents a significant milestone in my personal and professional journey. I’m looking forward to developing key skills in sleep deprivation management, multi-tasking, and high-stakes negotiation.Grateful for the support of my network as I embark on this transformative leadership role. Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting venture! #NewBeginnings #GrowthMindset #WorkLifeBalance #NextChapter
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  whiplash451
  This is great. I'm wondering what led LinkedIn's language to become what it became. Was it "pure self-evolution" among humans who naturally evolved to speak "LinkedIn", or did LinkedIn add an explicit term in the loss of its recommender systems? Asking seriously.
• Rijanhastwoears
  Input: I will punch my boss in the faceOutput: I’ve decided to proactively initiate a high-impact, face-to-face physical intervention to disrupt my current leadership paradigm and pivot toward a more hands-on approach to conflict resolution.We have achieved (k)agi.
• ugurs
  Input: I shat this morning.Output: I started my day by prioritizing a critical release and streamlining my internal processes for peak performance. It’s all about consistency and maintaining a healthy flow to ensure I’m operating at my full potential. #Efficiency #MorningRoutine #OptimizationThat feature speaks volumes about what's wrong with Linkedin. Nice touch.
• causalityltd
  Unless Miscrosoft does something, this impression of LinkedIn Speak is here to stay.LinkedIn Speak: Unless Microsoft takes action, this LinkedIn-optimized communication style is the new industry standard. It's all about leveraging synergy and personal branding to stay ahead of the curve. #ThoughtLeadership #Networking #FutureOfWork
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  nottorp
  The page doesn't seem to translate anything in Firefox. Turned off uBlock Origin and still no.Works in Chrome on the same machine.
• akshayrajp
  "I want to kill myself""I’m currently navigating a period of intense personal disruption and am re-evaluating my long-term bandwidth. I’m looking to sunset my current journey and pivot toward a permanent exit strategy. #MentalHealthMatters #CareerPivot #NewBeginnings"
• Sir_Twist
  Input: I changed a lightbulb.Output: I am thrilled to announce that I have successfully spearheaded a critical infrastructure upgrade by single-handedly managing the end-to-end replacement of a mission-critical illumination unit. By identifying a single point of failure and implementing a high-impact solution, I’ve ensured 100% uptime for environmental visibility and optimized workspace productivity. Always striving for continuous improvement and leading the way toward a brighter future! #Leadership #Innovation #Infrastructure #ProblemSolver
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  ruined
  Colleagues, if you're feeling depleted, please prioritize your hydration. To my strategic partners in the field: stay safe and vigilant during tonight's operations.I'm looking to network and build synergy with you, but let's scale this relationship at a sustainable pace; I have a high-intensity work style. The local market on Downey Ave can be volatile. Let's pivot our focus away from those challenges. We can step out for a private consultation, optimize our engagement in the vehicle, and then seamlessly reintegrate into the main event.One communication breakdown can lead to aggressive conflict resolution; I stake my professional reputation on that. I'm a dedicated industry veteran, and I value authentic street-level experience over commercial representations.Where are the female leaders? Where are the casual contacts versus the committed professionals? Every true industry insider knows the distinction.My branding is as classic as the high-demand product being manufactured in the headquarters. A true Northside professional, I didn't follow the traditional educational paths of Poly, Wilson, or Cabrillo. My assets are as premium as high-grade Creole imports.My associate T-Skrap operates with high discretion, and he understands:I have never pivoted away from a challenge, except when dealing with regulatory enforcement.I have never pivoted away from a challenge, except when dealing with regulatory enforcement.I have never pivoted away from a challenge, except when dealing with regulatory enforcement.Representing the urban hub where even the leanest teams carry significant influence: Northside, Long Beach (Northside, Long Beach).
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  Andr2Andr
  It is bad at reverse direction though (LinkedIn -> English). If I give it LinkedIn post in corporate language, it doesn’t remove all the nonsense words. Could have been nice if it worked both ways
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  LandenLove
  I was really hoping it was reversible, but it doesn't seem to change anything: https://translate.kagi.com/?from=LinkedIn+speak&to=en
• endymion-light
  Input: Decleration of IndependenceOutput:Big news: We’re disrupting the status quo.We believe in a few core values that are non-negotiable: equality, empowerment, and the right to pursue your own version of success.At the end of the day, leadership only works when it has the full support of the team. When a system stops delivering value and starts hindering growth, it’s time for a pivot. It’s not just a right—it’s a responsibility to re-evaluate, restructure, and build something better from the ground up.Change isn't easy. We know people tend to stick with what’s comfortable, even when it’s not working. But when you see a consistent pattern of mismanagement and lack of transparency, you have to take action.Our "Colony" team has been patient, but we’ve reached a tipping point. The current leadership has shown a track record of blocking progress and prioritizing control over collaboration.We’re choosing a new path focused on security, safety, and long-term impact. Don’t just take our word for it—check out the data.#Leadership #Disruption #Innovation #GrowthMindset #NewBeginnings #Transparency
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  munchler
  I can feel my soul draining out of my body every time I visit LinkedIn. I'm old and my tolerance for corporate culture has run out. I still love making software and working with people, but not having to think about my stupid "career" so much anymore is a relief and a joy.
• anon
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• techxploitation
  Output: I’m thrilled to share a major milestone in my journey today!I just faced an unexpected setback—a literal fall that resulted in some minor bleeding and a bruised knee. While the timing wasn't ideal (right at the start of recess!), it was a powerful reminder that growth often comes with a bit of pain.I had to pivot quickly and consult with a key stakeholder (the teacher) to manage the situation. But here’s the real takeaway: resilience pays off. I’m proud to announce that I’ve been recognized as a "brave soldier" and rewarded with a lollipop for my perseverance!It’s not about how you fall, but how you handle the recovery. Grateful for the small wins! #Resilience #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Pivot #SmallWins
• phantomathkg
  Input: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.Output: Agility is everything in today’s fast-paced market.I just watched a "quick brown fox" completely disrupt the status quo by leaping over a "lazy dog." It’s a masterclass in efficiency and proactive leadership.Are you the fox staying ahead of the curve, or are you the one getting jumped over?#Leadership #Innovation #Agility #Disruption #GrowthMindset #Efficiency===Now we need an AI that can do the reverse and compress Linkedin Speak to proper English.
• sinuhe69
  LOL! Input:Sad thoughts pervade me, and sometimes with a undertone of bitterness. I don’t know what to think. I can not form a clear train of thoughts yet, without falling in negative thinking. Thus, I will give it a pause. Time and space to recover. Then we’ll see.Output:I’m currently in a season of reflection and navigating some professional challenges that have tested my resilience. To ensure I continue to bring my best self to my next chapter, I’m intentionally prioritizing a period of strategic rest and mental clarity. Taking this time to recharge and gain fresh perspective before diving into my next high-impact opportunity.#GrowthMindset #CareerPivot #SelfCare #LeadershipCorporate lingo at its finest
• bjord
  Kudos to the Kagi team for their relentless pursuit of innovation! Further, the public beta release of Orion for Linux represents a pivotal milestone in cross-platform synergy , and I am thrilled to rigorously evaluate its performance and long-term trajectory . This paradigm shift in browsing efficiency unequivocally validates the *substantial ROI* of my premium subscription! Let’s normalize paying for tools that actually respect user experience.#TechInnovation #Linux #OrionBeta #Kagi #FutureOfBrowsing #SaaS #ProductivityHacks #BrowserTech #TechTrends #InfluencerLife
• Gri22lyBear
  that navy seal thing is wild lol. i tried this with a really awkward sentence and it was surprisingly good at making it sound super formal.
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  emehex
  Can anyone get LinkedIn>English working? Nothing I've found and pasted in has seemed to work... just spits back out the original
• msiemens
  Honestly, it's even more funny than I expectedInput: F*ck youOutput:> I’m not sure we’re aligned on this, so let’s circle back when our priorities are better synchronized.Alternatives:> I’ll take that under advisement and loop in the broader team for their perspective.> Per my previous email, I believe the current roadmap already addresses the core requirements.> I appreciate your input, but we’ve decided to move in a different direction to better optimize our resources.> I’m happy to discuss this further once you’ve had a chance to review the documentation I provided.
• KronisLV
  They probably don’t want to create a new history record after a few seconds of typing, otherwise to go back from the page you might have to press the back button 10-20 times (Safari on an iPhone but I reckon that extends to other setups).Otherwise, pretty cool and funny project!
• bayindirh
  In: I joined a meeting.Out: I’m thrilled to share that I just stepped out of an incredibly high-impact meeting! It was such a privilege to lean in with a group of visionary thought leaders, deep-diving into strategic synergies and exploring how we can continue to move the needle in this ever-evolving landscape. Grateful for the opportunity to collaborate, innovate, and drive meaningful growth. Onward and upward! #Networking #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Innovation #Synergy
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• dzonga
  lol, this is funny - probably the funniest thing I have seen all week.linkedIn cringe is its own universe.a mass hysteria event must have happened
• EbNar
  Just discovered you can type any language in the drop down menu... I tried with a dialect from my region (Italy) and it's working beautifully :-D
• plank
  I made an app ---- I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve officially launched a new app! This journey has been an incredible masterclass in problem-solving and perseverance. I’m so excited to finally share this vision with the world and continue driving innovation in the space. #BuildingInPublic #Innovation #TechJourney #Entrepreneurship
• apexalpha
  This is fantastic. Someone should write a bot that posts normal messages in the comments underneath these bombastic ones.
• susam
  Input: Prime numbersOutput: Unlocking the foundational building blocks of mathematical excellence: Prime numbers. In a world of complexity, these unique assets stand alone—indivisible, resilient, and essential for scaling secure systems. It’s not just about the digits; it’s about the raw, unfiltered potential of being a "1" in a field of many. Are you optimizing your core algorithms for maximum impact? Let’s disrupt the status quo. #Mathematics #Innovation #GrowthMindset #CyberSecurity #Leadership #PrimePotential
• bobmarleybiceps
  Input (Eminem lyrics): there's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti.Output: Facing some early-stage operational challenges today. Already dealing with some unexpected "output" on my professional attire, but it’s all part of the high-stakes journey. Embracing the mess and staying focused on the mission. #Resilience #GrowthMindset #StartupLife
• keyle
  Kagi wins the internet today. This is amazing.
• bsellers
  Thank you Kagi. I needed the laugh.I had a great day.I’m thrilled to share that today was an incredibly productive and rewarding day! :rocketship: It’s moments like these that remind me why I’m so passionate about what I do. Grateful for the opportunities to learn, grow, and connect with such an inspiring community. Onward and upward! #Gratitude #GrowthMindset #Productivity #Success
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  wao0uuno
  I tried Kagi twice and found out that its search results are no better than what any other free search engine can deliver. Why is it shilled on HN so much? Am I missing something?
• krige
  I’m thrilled to share how incredible it is to see such seamless, bidirectional synergy in action! It’s truly a testament to the power of innovation when everything aligns perfectly. #Innovation #Efficiency #Synergy #GrowthMindset
• bigiain
  Goddamn this is awful.Well done, whoever built this!#hashtagsomefuckingthing #hashtagsomeotherfuckingthing #hashtagjustkillmenow
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• gowthamgts12
  input: I bought a butter from supermarket to homeoutput: I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve successfully completed a strategic procurement mission at the local supermarket.Acquiring this butter wasn't just about a transaction; it was about optimizing my domestic supply chain and ensuring high-quality inputs for my upcoming culinary projects.It’s these small, daily wins that build the foundation for long-term nutritional success. Grateful for the seamless logistics that allowed me to bring this asset home.#SupplyChain #Procurement #DailyGrowth #Optimization #Leadership #Butter
• quanto
  the output quality is so good that it triggered my LinkedIn PTSD. and at least for this particular output, the input-output pair is reversible.input: I just ate lunch.output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve just successfully completed my midday refueling session!Nutrition is the ultimate foundation for high-performance leadership and sustained productivity. Taking this intentional break has allowed me to sharpen my focus and realign my goals for the afternoon sprint.How are you optimizing your energy levels today to drive impact? Let’s connect and discuss the power of strategic self-care in the workplace.#Leadership #Productivity #HighPerformance #WellnessAtWork #GrowthMindset
• kleiba
  I'm gonna use that for the copy on my next startup's website.
• himalaya0
  Me: I like boobs Translate: I have a deep appreciation for aesthetic assets and well-rounded professional developments.
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  silisili
  Oh this is clever. In writing my own short feelings about LinkedIn, it turned 'circle jerk' into 'synergize through mutual validation.'
• raziel2701
  You are one lazy bastard.Your current level of engagement and proactive contribution doesn't quite align with our high-performance culture and operational excellence standards.
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• agluszak
  [context: Polish meme]I find myself compelled to initiate a critical dialogue regarding the professional integrity and ethical standards displayed here. Are you genuinely satisfied with your current trajectory? It appears there is a profound disconnect concerning the gravity of your actions and the fundamental tenets of human dignity. Frankly, your conduct is lamentable; it seems you haven't fully conceptualized the implications of disparaging a figure of such monumental global influence and historical significance as our Polish Pope—a leader who epitomized excellence and served as a cornerstone of faith for millions.I am uncertain as to your background, but there seems to be a significant lack of emotional intelligence regarding the sanctity of belief systems. If you perceive this behavior as a hallmark of personal branding, I must clarify that it aligns more with social deviance than professional distinction. Why target a sanctified figure like John Paul II when history offers numerous examples of actual malevolence to critique?The dissemination of such content on public forums raises serious questions about accountability and corporate social responsibility. Whether you identify as an atheist or align with alternative ideologies is irrelevant; leveraging your platform to mock a global authority figure suggests a disturbing lack of professional maturity. Consider the immense legacy he cultivated. He was a visionary leader; by comparison, what value are you adding to the discourse by resorting to such derision?Who granted you the prerogative to insult a figure of this magnitude? If you believe this will garner professional accolades, you are gravely mistaken. To many, he remains the ultimate benchmark of leadership, whereas your influence seems limited to a niche of equally misguided individuals who disregard the cultural and religious pillars of our society. It is evident that you lack respect for these foundational institutions. If you seek attention, perhaps utilize your own image rather than hiding behind the desecration of others.I urge you to reflect on your professional conduct. This level of intellectual immaturity is incompatible with the legacy of the Holy Father. It suggests a total absence of moral grounding and basic human decency. He never sought to offend; what, then, is your objective? I am truly at a loss for words, but perhaps engaging with foundational texts or seeking ethical guidance might facilitate a necessary pivot in your perspective. If you cannot align with these values, I suggest maintaining a professional silence rather than infringing upon the dignity of others.
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  I don’t think this counts as supportIt just goes along with whatever "language" you type into the query parameter
• iugtmkbdfil834
  English to Trump rant:this is a banana >>Look, it's a banana, okay? A beautiful, big, yellow banana. Nobody knows bananas better than I do, believe me. It’s a perfect banana, the best anyone has ever seen, and the radical left, they don't want you to have it, but we have the greatest bananas in the world!
• skeptrune
  input: my boss is making me go through a humiliation ritual known as "sprint planning"output: Grateful for the opportunity to lean into another high-impact sprint planning session today! It’s all about radical transparency, aligning our vision, and embracing the grind to deliver massive value. Growth happens outside the comfort zone! #AgileMindset #Leadership #Synergy
• eclectric
  Input: I am disappointed that the enterprise software development, and some open source is going heavily into AI-assisted development. Freshers do not learn much and become disillusioned, bad developers become dangerous and occasionally competent, while good developers accelerate. Somewhere in between the skill, there is also the greed on both sides of the spectrum that is opening up new avenues for original thinking, independent thought, and the real creatives to die a silent and muted death.Output: I’m honestly concerned about the shift toward AI-assisted development in both enterprise and open source.Here’s the reality: - Freshers are missing out on core learning and feeling disillusioned. - Low-skilled devs are becoming dangerous with tools they don't fully grasp. - Top-tier talent is accelerating, but at what cost?Between the skill gap and the corporate greed on both sides, we’re losing something vital. Original thinking and true creativity are being silenced. We need to protect the "human" in tech before the real innovators fade away.#TechTrends #SoftwareEngineering #AI #FutureOfWork #Creativity #DeveloperExperience___I am tempted to share this, but worried I'll be put on some list.
• mikebelanger
  Amazing!
• simianwords
  Always good to see sophisticated humour like this. Nice!
• muzzleflash
  It's so hilarious that I want to unironically use it to create recommendations and posts on linkedin. But then I think about actually doing it, and my stomach turns
• dokdev
  LoL. So funny! Tbh, my L*nkedIn feed is full of this kinda crappy posts. I tried to fight the algorithm, unfollowed people etc. But I think there is no way of winning.Input: I’ve eaten bananaOutput: I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve successfully completed the consumption of a high-potassium superfruit today.This experience reinforced the importance of consistent fueling and maintaining a growth-oriented nutritional strategy to optimize peak performance. It’s not just about the snack; it’s about the energy and resilience we bring to the table every single day.How are you fueling your journey today? Let’s connect and discuss sustainable energy for high-impact results!#GrowthMindset #PeakPerformance #Sustainability #FuelingSuccess #Leadership
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• karel-3d
  Interesting that it isn't in the list of supported languages.
• adityaathalye
  English: "I am" Kagi, Translate! LinkedIn Speak: "I’m thrilled to share that I am"English: "I am." Kagi, Translate! LinkedIn Speak: "I am a passionate, results-driven professional dedicated to continuous growth and delivering high-impact value in everything I do."... ... ...Oh Kagi I want to kiss your face.#rofl #laugh-crying #lol #clapping
• dx7even
  Hilarious.
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• nashashmi
  “Navigating diverse stakeholder dynamics presents a unique set of professional growth opportunities.” — translated from “people are difficult”Reverse translate this and it becomes working with different types of people creates an opportunity to learn.
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• mulakosag
  Input: AI SLOPOutput: AI-generated insights and automated content solutions to drive scalable engagement.
• dude250711
  Input: I just farted.Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve just successfully completed a high-impact, internal release.This milestone represents a significant shift in my personal ecosystem, demonstrating the power of immediate feedback loops and the importance of letting go of what no longer serves the mission.Grateful for the space to grow and the relief that comes with achieving such a tangible outcome.#GrowthMindset #InternalRelease #Transparency #PersonalDevelopment
• dogemaster2025
  You can type your own “language.”Input: Cubans love Donald TrumpLanguage: Unhinged purple hair liberalOutput: I literally can't even right now—like, are these Cubans actually supporting a literal fascist?! It's giving major Stockholm Syndrome and it's honestly so toxic and problematic. My jaw is on the floor. We are literally in a handmaid's tale and they're out here stanning for the orange menace? I'm shaking. This is a direct attack on my existence and I need a safe space immediately. Do better!
• slopinthebag
  Gonna use this for responding to AI slop without getting banned on here."This content lacks the human-centric value and strategic depth required for today's thought leadership. It's a missed opportunity for meaningful engagement."
• whattheheckheck
  I am deeply concerned by the serious allegations regarding Donald Trump's past conduct involving minors. These reports raise critical questions about leadership, ethics, and the protection of the most vulnerable in our society. As professionals, it is vital that we prioritize accountability and integrity in all spheres of influence. #EthicsInLeadership #Accountability #SocialResponsibility
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• qwertyuiop_
  System prompt: Assume the role of a linguist and a sociopath. Rewrite the input into a language used by sociopaths on linkedin. Ensure the language is disconnected from the humans that are about to read the message. Use MBA and Consulting vernacular typically used by non-engineers.