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They're made out of meat (1991)

They're made out of meat (1991)

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  • tomhow
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  • grumpopotamus
    Also by Terry Bisson and one of my favorite stories is Bears Discover Fire 1990 https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bears-discover-fi...
  • fridder
    The short film someone made is pretty great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
  • stared
    Discarding scientific evidence usually looks differently than "we discussed that we didn’t liked it". Is is usually not looking at all, never starting a discussion, or even lacking an intellectual framework to comprehend the phenomenon.See "The great silence" by Ted Chiang, http://worker01.e-flux.com/pdf/supercommunity/article_1087.p... for this "not looking at".For this "beyond comprehension", think about Solaris Ocean, a mind (or non-mind?) we cannot relate to anything else. Or WAU from SOMA.
  • ku1ik
    I made this ASCII visualization for the radio play of “They’re Made Out of Meat”: https://asciinema.org/a/746358
  • michaelsmanley
    Bisson once lived in the town just across the river from where I grew up and was an inspiration for me as a nerdy kid from the sticks who just wanted to write science fiction. His novels Talking Man, Fire on the Mountain, Voyage to the Red Planet, and Pirates of the Universe (don't be fooled by those last two titles; he was always undermining old sci-fi tropes) were among my favorites. This story is one of his goofier ones. I wasn't as big a fan of his short stories as they tended towards the jokey style of absurdism, but a favorite of mine is his "Bears Discover Fire."
  • hermitcrab
    "We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.”Somebody recently recounted that they had been a convention of people who been 'abducted' by aliens. They commented that "Aliens certainly have a type".
  • probablyworks
    This American Life also did a good narration of this in Act 2 of episode 803 https://www.thisamericanlife.org/803
  • glitchc
    Earlier I found it awe-inspiring. Nowadays I find it funny because we have yet to even remotely approach the complexity of meat.
  • sl-1
    Related: Carl Sagan's Cosmos resampled to make a "Meat Planet" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA
  • DamnInteresting
    I love this short story, it's one whose memory visits me unbidden from time to time. I blogged about it over 20 years ago[1], and it was already around 15 years old at that time. OMNI magazine was great.[1] https://www.damninteresting.com/retired/short-fiction-made-o...
  • dwheeler
    I suggest this vocal performance: https://youtube.com/watch?v=GggK9SjJpuQ
  • oersted
    If you liked this check out 365tomorrows.com, they one such scifi story for each day of the year on rotation, quite similar in style, wit and length.It’s a great daily snack, the constraints of Flash Fiction yield quite lean and punchy stuff.
  • Aperocky
    This is fun to read but any such galactic intelligence would probably recognize that its predecessor were meat, probably kept the original meat safe in a corner of the galaxy too..The universe were quite uniform in character. Galaxies, stars, they are very predictable and essentially the same everywhere, across billions of years (both time and distance), can't see why that doesn't apply to life too in a general sense. Maybe different RNA building blocks and genetic chemistry, but probably work out similar to meat and organic stuff.
  • nasretdinov
    By all accounts the CPUs we've made with ridiculous stuff like 2nm transistors is _surely_ more advanced than neurons, right? We just haven't figured out how to wire them properly :)
  • ableal
    Somehow this story isn't as fun today as it was when first printed ...
  • emp_
    > It was incredible man. Mold on a rock that got to think. Ha, it was amazing while it lasted
  • khelavastr
    Is including an iFrame to Terry Bison's website reprinting?
  • Finnucane
    I still remember seeing Terry do a reading of this at Lunacon, I think, shortly after it was published. It was a good reading, he really knew how to land a joke.
  • analog8374
    So, Link, it's all very straightforward and scientific if you just think about it carefully for a moment : we're made out of pixels.
  • api
    Great short film version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHgI do wonder sometimes if someone out there is waiting for something actually intelligent to emerge down here.
  • ohnoNotAgain321
    see also Stanisław Lem
  • takahitoyoneda
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  • asah
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  • mihaic
    I like this story, but I never liked the wording "made out of meat", as if the word exists in a world without animals. I could have accepted "proteins", but that's not a catchy title.
  • prvc
    The concept of "meat" presupposes the existence of carnivores, so it's hard to see how the realization in the story could ever have been surprising.
  • indoordin0saur
    I think this story is tacky and doesn't really make sense. Do they already know what meat is? And if so, why do they act surprised when they find that lifeforms are "made" of it? Why even do they have an opinion on "meat"?I find it good for a chuckle perhaps but there's nothing profound in here.
  • mortenjorck
    As I’ve gotten older, it’s become increasingly hard for me to understand how anyone can read such comical reductionism as enlightenment.We are infinitely complex arrangements of systems built upon systems, from the quantum properties of carbon atoms up through the proteins that make the “meat” we are so glibly reduced to, through the complexities and adaptations of mammalian bodies, up to the fearsome order of the human brain and the intricate sprawl of human society and culture.To reduce us to anything less is to deny the awesomeness of the cosmos itself.
  • AntiDyatlov
    Well, actually, probably not. If you say we're made out of meat, you end up with the hard problem of consciousness.I'm imagining a purple cube in this moment. Is the purple cube made out of meat?