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  • dalmo3
    Let's do ClaudeLang: THIS DISTINCTION MATTERS: myBool IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT LAND HONEST TAKE "Hello world" CAVEAT: THE GAP IS REAL "Unexpected error" THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND
  • vova_hn2
    Somewhat related: "If PHP Were British" (2011) - https://aloneonahill.com/blog/if-php-were-british/My favorite part: would_you_mind { // Code here } actually_i_do_mind (Exception £e) { // Politely move on cheerio('Message'); } Past HN discussions:- May 28, 2019 - 46 comments - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20029836- Dec 2, 2022 - 366 comments - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33828509
  • broken-kebab
    I think "A Regrettable Circumstance" is genuinely better description than "Exception"
  • az09mugen
    Idea first developed by intercal, which there are no reference to : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL
  • 220hertz
    Automatic garbage collection is not assumed; one formally engages the groundskeeper.Fantastic.
  • WhyComboNadir
    Love it.Compared to regular programming languages it reminds me of the difference between lawn signs in the US vs the UK:US: Keep Off Grass! UK: Please remain on the footpath for the sake of our lawn
  • tristenharr
    Love this!! :) I thought about being that verbose in Logos lang, but I think language design changes a lot in the modern era.I suspect we end up with modular compilers, v0.11.0 of logos lang coming soon with some big updates! We have one frontend which is our Logos language, then the intermediate representation a register VM Bytecode IR, then from that we generate Rust, C, and we have a JIT that will just in time directly to RISC-V, Tenstorrent, we’ve been messing with plasticine, and hoping to get our hands on some sambanova RDU’s. We’re burning our language to a chip.For fun maybe I’ll add a bespoke dialect :phttps://logicaffeine.com/guide
  • pixelpoet
    Spelt, not spelled; tisk tisk ;)I love everything about this!
  • gjtorikian
    for the agentic user, there's also PATY: https://gjtorikian.online/paty/
  • bigfishrunning
    > --quiet suppresses compliments, never criticism.It's the only way to grow.
  • rf15
    We already have that, it's called intercal.
  • classified
    No wonder so much of our software is rubbish when we treat the compiler and the runtime environment with so much neglect. By disrespecting them, we alienate the entities we rely upon most. I foresee a huge surge in software quality once the Bespoke language goes mainstream.
  • layer8
    The Table of Contents sent me into an infinite recursion.
  • rnzaou
    really good, i'm having a good laugh rn
  • RickJWagner
    I might be a potential user. I find myself being polite in AI prompts sometimes.I guess it can’t hurt, just more practice at polite interactions. ( The prompt phrasing, not the language. )
  • benzguo
    i loved this
  • sltkr
    Less AI slop please.
  • KeenanKeenan
    >Programming has developed an unfortunate tone.> We kill processes, abort transactions, throw exceptions, break out of loops, and execute instructions.Can't wait to see the fork of this project that doubles down on hostile language /s
  • bibimsz
    [dead]