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  paavohtl
  I can tell this is fake from the fact the explorer context menu and the start menu open in under 2 seconds (on a top end Ryzen CPU, nonetheless).
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  accrual
  This is insanely good and mimics my personal experience of Windows these days. I literally say "pop-up! pop-up! pop-up!" out loud during a normal workday where one pop-up or prompt is rapidly replaced by another. Same app or different, doesn't matter, there's always something trying to grab attention on a Windows desktop unless you configure the hell out of it (and even that is no longer enough).My favorite "joke" from this site:> Scan complete: 1 threat found — ChromeSetup.exeFWIW, I switched to Fedora in January and have no plans to look back. Only $dayjob relies on Windows anymore.
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  jedbrooke
  It’s too snappy and responsive, real windows I gotta wait with the spinning blue ring thing for a few seconds after clicking ‘x’ on the notifications. That is when they’re generous enough to give an ‘x’ and not force the user through some onboarding flow with no easy way to opt out
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  drnick1
  It must be hard for Windows users to imagine that on Linux there are is no activation, no Microsoft account, no cloud backup, and no pop-up requesting that you install crapware when you plug in a peripheral.[0] You also own your disk encryption keys and are not assigned an identifier that can be used against you.[1][0] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6IFVTcM28KA[1] https://www.pcmag.com/news/a-hackers-arrest-reveals-microsof...
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  bradfitz
  This is not realistic; the start menu opens way too quickly.
• throooooo
  I can feel my blood pressure raising. Very accurate to the Windows experience.
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  metadat
  Win XP was peak computing for the masses, and most didn’t have a clue!
• beloch
  Nice. A couple thoughts:1. It needs to take a minute to load. While doing so it should display an "Installing Updates" progress bar that is controlled by a random number generator.2. After booting in, it should try to sell you several services. The decline options should be hidden and possibly moving around evasively. Clicking them should have good chance of backing up all your files to OneDrive anyways.
• doawoo
  > Windows is activated with a digital license. The parody watermark will remain because it is part of the joke.Thank you for a good laugh
• austy69
  I recently switched back to windows so I could play Wardogs with the boys and I’m not enjoying my fans running at 100% when I’m not even running a game and the constant notifications. I’ll be back on Linux within a month
• gpvos
  The "fix everything" button should link to a Linux installer.
• itronitron
  just want to add that if the creator adds Powerpoint, then starting a Powerpoint presentation should prompt a 10 second countdown to a forced update and restart...
• anon
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• timpera
  Are people really seeing ads in Windows 11? I've never seen one, is it a regional or licence specific thing?
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  sensanaty
  My mother-in-law bought a new laptop last week and asked me to set it up for her, it came with Win11 by default. I was genuinely flabbergasted at how terrible of an experience it was, screen after screen of "We respect your privacy. Let Microsoft collect every single thing you have ever dared to breath onto this computer?" right in the install screen. After that lovely experience you're greeted with a billion random junkware preinstalled like fucking Candy Crush. I wanted to crash out when I clicked around in explorer and saw every UI element buffer for a split second, and after further research it seems they're using React in explorer these days.What the hell happened?
• ajkjk
  My windows 10 pc continues to bother me to update because I won't get security patches anymore. I will absolutely never update to Windows 11. The only way they ever get me to pay for an OS again is if they go far out of their way to be respectful to the user to compensate for all the disrespect.
• comandillos
  I've spent a few months trying to convince my management on getting a Macbook after fighting with a kernel memory leak that consumes the 128Gb of RAM in my freshly new Dell Pro Max 16 with Windows 11. It seems the best solution my IT gives me is to replace my laptop... which I have already done... three times.
• riskable
  Proving once again that Windows isn't ready for the desktop.
• Dwedit
  Back when Windows RG (2001) was considered a sharp mockery.(Random fact, at the time that flash came out, clicking on the A: drive made your real floppy drive light up)
• MattPalmer1086
  Pretty good!Could maybe use a "Catastrophic failure!" error message (experienced for real last week)Real windows is still actually worse...So glad I moved off Windows at home back in 2003.
• johnecheck
  Missed opportunity to have that say "365 Microsoft apps installed"
• rasse
  Stop giving Microsoft ideas!
• netsharc
  Please, Please, MS, Streisand this. And then they can change the name to "Microslop Winblows"...
• corvad
  It's too fast to be real windows and there is not a task manager so I can kill apps when they always freeze.
• 1-6
  This is a remarkable depiction of a modern operating system.
• CobraMode
  Start menu comes up too fast.
• eej71
  Parodies are supposed to be fun!That wasn't fun. At all.screams into pillow
• ICHx
  so much rage seeing this
• kerv
  who else got rickrolled?
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  lmc
  Please add deep linking or something so back doesn't mean starting from scratch
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  dverlaeckt80
  LOL. Well made, give me more than a few chuckles :)"Windows is taking its time for your convenience"..
• stackghost
  Someday in the future, business students will be directing their agents to study cases written by the Harvard Business Review's LLM agent about how people at Micrsoslop saw:- What good UI/UX could be- What good LLM integration can look like- What good office productivity software looks likeAnd how after seeing those thins they went on to do the exact opposite. I simply cannot believe how bad most Microsoft products are these days. Windows in particular is so much worse than even Windows 10 from just a few years ago that it's almost funny.I can only conclude that Satya Nadella is a mac user, because nobody who actually dogfoods Windows would consider the current state of affairs to be acceptable.
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  redox99
  Kinda hate the vibecoded sounds.
• shivajreddy
  This is wayyy too accurate!
• Levi_Braga
  Very cool website!
• dmfdmf
  Needs the "update completed" notice then moves all your icons, apps and menu items around to new locations or gone completely
• ex1fm3ta
  hmmyou should add random delays for each actions. Also add random freezings for each element. This is too clean to be windows.
• tonymet
  A couple recommended additions1. the full screen "welcome to your windows experience" to enroll with Office 3652. Run a Space Force satellite app that stalls into involuntary windows update
• sagarayi
  this is too much fun. nice one :)
• badgersnake
  MacOS is going the same way unfortunately.
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  thomasmarton
  > Win 11 parodyI'm sorry but where is the parody?- A Win11 Home user
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  FpUser
  Lol. Love it but for some reason my windows does not do any of that
• tyiz
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